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I’m not sure @HulkHogan read that tweet properly before hitting “Retweet”…
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I’m not sure @HulkHogan read that tweet properly before hitting “Retweet”…

    • #Hulk Hogan
    • #WWE
    • #TNA
    • #twitter
    • #Brooke
    • #Balls Deep
  • 13 hours ago
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60 years on the throne compressed into 6 seconds. Then some more, terrifying, seconds. Hope you don’t need to sleep tonight

    • #The Queen
    • #Jubilee
    • #horror
  • 18 hours ago
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I got all excited for Carmageddon Mobile, then I remembered touch screen controls suck! It still has the Fear Factory soundtrack it seems, so there’s that.

Update: Turns out it’ll be free for the first 24 hours. I guess I’ll pick it up anyway then :)

    • #Carmageddon
    • #iOS
    • #iPod
    • #iPad
    • #gaming
    • #android
    • #I was in the war
  • 2 days ago
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Oooh, new Tomb Raider prequel. Tentatively subtitled “Lara gets the shit kicked out of her”

    • #Tomb Raider
    • #gaming
    • #E3
  • 2 days ago
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I do like the Tumblr blog “Texts from my Dog”. Here’s the latest one.
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I do like the Tumblr blog “Texts from my Dog”. Here’s the latest one.

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  • 3 days ago > textfromdog
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The zombie apocalypse has begun in Miami

Report: Miami police shoot naked man chewing on victim’s face
By Jim Gold, msnbc.com

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.

The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.

Neither man was identified.

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.

A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.

Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.

The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.

    • #zombies
    • #Miami
    • #news
  • 6 days ago
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Japanese chef has his dick removed, cooks it up and serves it (Possibly gross, NSFW)

Japanese Chef/Performance Artist has his penis removed and cooked. DO NOT WANT! (NSFW)

iheartchaos:

If there’s one man who can alone keep the JapanWTF going strong for the entire rest of the year, it’s chef Mao Sugiyama. Sugiyama is a chef, a performance artist and a self-described asexual, who doesn’t care at all about sex or his sex organs. So when he decided to have his boy junk cut off, he decided to serve it at a fancy dinner for $250 a piece.

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    • #penis
    • #NSFW
    • #cook
    • #performance art
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Well, no one ever said Luke was the brightest crayon in the box.
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iheartchaos:

Well, no one ever said Luke was the brightest crayon in the box.

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Awwww, Commander German Shepard!
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Awwww, Commander German Shepard!

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I like this spam email I received. Oddly specific, good domain name and was possibly sent by Maxim of the Prodigy.
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I like this spam email I received. Oddly specific, good domain name and was possibly sent by Maxim of the Prodigy.

    • #Spam
    • #wood working
    • #saw blades
    • #Maxim
    • #Prodigy
    • #qq
  • 1 week ago
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